Writing Prompt: A houseplant is dying. Tell it why it needs to live.

Listen, Leafy. I know the Sun hasn't been shining on you lately and you've no tears to produce nourishment from but this is not the time for you to droop like a sad sack of manure! You're ficus for greenssake! Suck up that oxygen like a champ ch-ch-ch-chia pet or die like the flowers for Algernon but I'm not giving up on you! Because I'll be green with envy if you fail as the first hybrid dollar tree!

It [the picture] got cut off at the end there. Apologies.